15 August 2013

Future Bible Heroes - "Keep Your Children 
In A Coma"



Keep your children in a coma 
Keep your children in a coma 
Keep your children in a coma 
Starting today! 

Life is hard for kids today 
They have to program everything 
Dude, they have to use computers 
Just to sing 

If you keep them dosed on soma 
You can spare them all their pain 
Keep your children in a coma 
And stay sane 

You can't let them go to school 
For fear of bullying little beasts 
And you can't take them to church 
For fear of priests 

You can never really know, ma 
If their motives remain pure 
Keep your children in a coma 
And be sure 

All that background radiation 
Oil companies run bad 
Party politics amuck 
Good girls gone bad 

They would just get melanoma 
If they surfed in see-through jeans 
Keep your children in a coma 
Through their teens 

Little Caleb and Valoma 
Would be drugged up anyway 
Keep your children in a coma 
Starting today 

Keep your children in a coma...

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